Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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