i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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