Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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