we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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