How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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