She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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