i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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