At least make sure they are 18
Why
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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