I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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