do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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