Pappa wants mamma naked
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
do nipples grow back?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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