How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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