we have pet lesbian snakes
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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