i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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