I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
