I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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