who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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