Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
