i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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