As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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