dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i believe in u and ur pee
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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