Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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