Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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