Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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