I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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