he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
