sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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