David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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