So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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