Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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