im drinking this country out of the recession.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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