I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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