I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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