If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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