Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize