so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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