D3 body, D1 cock
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I would ride that face into the sunset
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