if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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