ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Do vagina's smell?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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