He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
we made out on top of his cat.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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