so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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