If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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