i just google imaged poop.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
don't judge my taste in strippers
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
