he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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