Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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