Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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