I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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