Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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