I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
This is my gift to your gina
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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