let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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