found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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