I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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