Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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