How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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