I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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