That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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