I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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